Just Stopping By:
27 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: caffeine, coffee, I watch gymnastic videos and think "hey! i could do that!", maybe not the best laid plan of a mice or (wo)man, RAWR, The only way you'll get me to run voluntarily
Whoa, hey!
Caffeine!
You are awesome.
And I am talkative.
And I could TOTALLY EAT A MOUNTAIN WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND!
RAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!
Or,
you know,
coordinate a wedding.
Yesternight’s Workout:
26 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: crossfit, harder better faster stronger, I love my crazy friends, stop: SEXY TIME, Swearing makes it easier, the Boyo, The Roommate, workouts, Yeah I Workout
x4
20 sumo squats
20 elevated pushups
20 bench jumps
1 min plank (alternating standard/reverse)
20 tuck jumps
I need to get a couple of sandbags and kettlebells–
Sumo squats are *way* more challenging with a sandbag on your back.
I finished with three chinups and two pullups;
had to take a breather after the first three,
but I’m getting closer to my goal of five in a row by February!
What are your favorite WOD exercises?
(We’re using a park and our own bodyweight, so bear that in mind)
Yesternight’s Workout:
21 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: crossfit, Goddamn jump squats, harder better faster stronger, I love my crazy friends, RAWR, Swearing makes it easier, the Boyo, The Roommate
Warmup
250m run
Bikram stretching
x4
30 lunges
20 pushups any style
10 star jumps
10 toes to bar/10 knees to elbows
5/10/15 piggyback squats
Piggyback squats are what you do when you don’t have weights–
just throw a Workout Buddy on your back,
and you’re golden!
…and possibly giggling.
I get a lot of these looks on Crossfit nights:
But it’s okay.
My fuzzy raccoon hat saves me from the wrath of the Workout Buddies:
New Feature:
20 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: a case of the "reallyreallys", i don't think that word means what you think it means, please to shut the fuck up, sh*t ____ says, with a side of defenestration please
Sh*t My Co-Worker Says
“Yeah. They like outdated stuff because they’re, like, religious.
Religious [sic] is outdated.”
“Ya know, I’m just not the kind of person who needs New Year’s Resolutions.
I sit on the couch every night and go, like, think about my goals.”
“Ya wanna know about sodas, I like, drink ‘em all.
I can tell you all about, like, the difference between Coke and Pepsi.”
*allcharactersappearinginthisworkarefictitiousblahblahblahaccidentalblahblah*
Yesternight’s Workout:
19 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: crossfit, fuckinburpees, harder better faster stronger, I love my crazy friends, Measure your workout not by how sore you are but by how many times you said "fuck", the Boyo, The Roommate, workouts, Yeah I Workout
(Actually,
Tuesday’s workout.)
Warm up, 500m run
Bikram stretching
x3
25 bench jumps
15 burpees
250m run
1 min front plank/handstand/dead hang
25 squats
15 knees to elbows
250m run
1 min plank
A reasonable workout–
glad we got more running in this time around!
I’m becoming a fan of knees-to-elbows,
particularly since you have to hold your elbows bent,
which makes this a super abs and arms workout.
We’re all starting to get the hang of this,
so it’s time to amp it up–
I might have to go buy a sandbag for sumo squats!
If I Knew How:
18 Jan 2012 3 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: blackout, libertarian, Oh hai there 1984, PIPA, SOPA, Vote While You Still Can
I wish I could figure out how to blackout my site today.
Seriously,
SOPA and PIPA have terrifying implications.
Speak up.
Contact your representatives,
let them know that these bills hamper freedom of thought,
a free exchange of ideas,
and that the government of the People,
by the People,
and for the People
will not stand for that shit.
Brief Guide to SOPA
Technical Overview from Reddit
These Bills vs. DNS
Contact your government
(Links from xkcd, which is also blacked out today,
along with Google, Wikipedia, and a host of others.)
Symbolically Yours
17 Jan 2012 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: depression, i would like being a feminist better if it meant i didn't have to bleed, khaki colored thumb, oh hell it's tuesday, plants, the language of flowers often sounds like insults
The orchid on my desk is dying.
If I were in a movie,
I’m sure one of the blossoms would fall off dramatically as I leave my office.
Indicating something about my age,
my failed attempts at having a career,
January,
*mumblemumble*SYMBOLISM.
Do you ever have those days (years)
where you just know for a fact
that your job will never be doing what you love?
Yesternight’s Workout:
14 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Uncategorized Tags: crossfit, harder better faster stronger, I love my crazy friends, Measure your workout not by how sore you are but by how many times you said "fuck", RAWR, the Boyo, workouts
Took it easy last night–
and went for recovery beer at Lucky Baldwin’s.
It was necessary.
Warmup
200m run
Bikram stretches
x3
10 squat jumps
20 knee hang situps
30 plie squats
1 min front plank
1 min standard plank
I think we all just needed a fun workout–
there was a lot of laughter in this one.
The Boyo, James, Laura, and The (former) Roommate were all able to make it!
I tried for a minute handstand hold
on the last round in place of the standard plank–
I’m having a real issue with a nerve/muscle/something
pinch under my left shoulder blade,
so I only made it 30 seconds–
went back up again, of course, but that PINCH!
It makes me feel like a real weenie.
We’ll make up for this easy workout on Monday.
*mwahhahaahaha*
Dear The Bloggess:
11 Jan 2012 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: depression, hope, silver ribbon, the Black Dog, the bloggess, the traveling red dress
Sometimes,
I just love you.
A lot.
Wonderful woman.
Not Much to Say:
10 Jan 2012 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: depression, no no you can't do that, piss off, reading, rest
It’s always hard to go back to work after time off.
I still feel like I’m meant to hibernate for three solid months in the winter.
Think I could get my employer behind that?
Oh,
and here’s what I’ve been reading:












