It is 11:30 in the morning.
Becca has not gone to sleep yet,
on account of the fact that she,
had an AWESOMERAD idea for Halloween decor
that HAD to be executed in neverasmuchtimeassheneeds.
I have cleaned up two passive-agressive shits from DammitDog,
one “I didn’t want to poop outside, so I’magonna poop in the corner instead” from The Corgi,
one disgusting ALBINOSPIDERFUUUUCKWHYDOYOUEXIST,
fifty gazillion seeds from maple pods in my hair, down my bra, in my shorts,
two hot glue burns (tho’ not even close to the Emissary of Satan Burn),
tuned out the rantings of one creepy neighbor,
and have watched two movies.
I have not started on my costume yet,
and my party is tonight.
I start working on Halloween decor in AUGUST.
And bright ideas that come around in the beginning of October?
I’ll write you down and tuck you away for NEXT YEAR.
ps (yes, pictures are forthcoming of the Project that Would Not Sleep)