Co-ho-ho-veting:
I’ve wanted a pair of over-the-knee boots since well before
they became Rachel Zoe’s pick of the week at Piperlime.
They just look so…bad-ass.
I think one of the tricks to wearing these is to go with a flat finish,
and a low heel,
since they can veer into “Pretty Woman” territory in a hurry.
My other sticky wicket with these boots?
I have the shortest legs in God’s green creation.
So, hey, my petite fashionistas,
how in the heck do you wear over-the-knee boots without stumpification?
Also,
have any of my curvy fashionistas found skinny jeans to wear with boots
that *don’t* make your thighs look five miles wide?
I lost a few pounds recently,
so I thought I would give the much-lauded AG Stevie cords at Anthropologie a go.
It was…sad.
So tell me, loves–
I long to wear boots with jeans,
but I currently reside in Wrinkly McBabar legs territory,
since all of my jeans are bootcut.
(such irony, that name.)
Tell me, o Interwebs!
What is the soluuuution?!?



