The Problem with Carrots:

 

Everyone knows that you’re eating them.

Along with Puffins cereal and celery,
carrots are some of The Loudest Food Known to Man.

…

Maybe that’s why I like bread so much–
it’s stealthy.

You’d never see a ninja eating carrots.

Dear Frisee:

 

Seriously.

Get out of my salad.

You’re like trying to eat a moldy porcupine.

 

I like my vitamin A without a side of tongue poking,
thankyouverymuch.

 
xoxo

 
Becca

 

Evil Endive.