Uh-huh:

 
 

I dyed my hair bright pink in the spring of 2008.
Guess who’s all fashion-forward?

(Or historically accurate, ‘pparently)

Pink Hair is All the Rage

Pink's New SpokesGirl

 

And hey, Special Effects?

I’ve been touting your dye (to anyone and everyone) for three years now.
We should chat.

Sneaking Around The Man:

 

So we all know that I have aberrant pink hair, oui?

 

I also have an interview with a very upscale corporate firm tomorrow.

And it’s a personal referral through one of The Boyo’s co-workers.

 

In other words,
I don’t want to fuck this up.

 

So I did this today:

Nice, normal, aberrant hair

 

 

nice, corporate, expected, BORING hair

 

 

oh look, there's some color.

Now tell me,
if you didn’t *know* that I had pink hair,
would you even begin to suspect that the above is NOT my real hair?

‘Coz that’s gonna matter,
right around 2pm tomorrow.