A Recipe:
5 heaping cups of Maudlin Sentimentality
3 tablespoons of Bad Mommy Poetry
1 teaspoon of Oh God If Only I Could Wear That
2 pints of Are You Sure You Want that Cookie
Mix ingredients thoroughly with a pinch of poor grammar,
and bake at 350 degrees of Celebrity Gushing.
Remove from oven, and frost with enough
This is the Coolest Thing/Idea I Have Ever Encountered on the Internet
to mask everything else.
Tada!
You’ve just signed up for Pinterest!
…Which doesn’t mean that I can stop pinning.
MINE.
‘coz I can’t.
Cut open glowstick. Dump in jar. Swirl. Revel in own radness.
I want to do this for a wedding SO BADLY I COULD DIE.
This may be a sickness.
