Wednesday Weirds:

Oh, Neighbors!
You are so precious!

What the crap...?

How clever of you to use a patriotic mannequin to spiffy up your front porch!

Hai, thar. Mah name's Cleetus. Ah likes Monopoly, fireworks, and dirtay feets.

How do Ah stay so cool? Whhhy, mah laht-up palm tree do the trick rahght nice.

And…bonus!

Not only do you effectively creep out any potential burglars in the area,
but you also keep Homeland Security off your back.

Well played, Neighbors.
Well played, indeed.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Amber Lea Russell
    Jun 24, 2010 @ 04:25:28

    I love your posts! Hilarious! Plus, you write in such a way that it invites intimacy into your thoughts and ideas! If you wrote a book, I’d read it 🙂

    Reply

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