Wednesday Weirds:

One afternoon,
Pasadena Barbie was wandering about her dream house
and decided that her Corvette was just too bourgeois.
She needed something a little more intimidating,
a little more…



“My vehicle is now like my breasts!
Pneumatic and unwieldy! HAHA!”


(she apparently looked to her friendly tube of Maybelline Great Lash Mascara for design inspiration.)


My favorite part?

The logo on PeptoBarbieMobile resembles a diaphragm.


Now tell me, Barbie,
with Ken’s molded plastic briefs,
is that *really* necessary?

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. shawnag
    Jul 28, 2010 @ 13:55:45

    I have no response to that…


  2. Clare
    Jul 28, 2010 @ 17:54:40

    I…I…I… love it!

    I wish I could be sorry, but I can’t… ๐Ÿ˜›


  3. Terry
    Jul 28, 2010 @ 23:15:46

    Oh…DEAR. ๐Ÿ˜‰ PeptoBarbieMobile is a most fitting designation for this….this…uhh, excuse me, I need to find the emergency eyewash! ๐Ÿ˜€


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