Pasadena Barbie was wandering about her dream house
and decided that her Corvette was just too bourgeois.
She needed something a little more intimidating,
a little more…
“My vehicle is now like my breasts!
Pneumatic and unwieldy! HAHA!”
(she apparently looked to her friendly tube of Maybelline Great Lash Mascara for design inspiration.)
My favorite part?
The logo on PeptoBarbieMobile resembles a diaphragm.
Now tell me, Barbie,
with Ken’s molded plastic briefs,
is that *really* necessary?