One of my closest and dearest friends went in for
(successful!!!) surgery today,
and she is currently recovering with loving pumps of
That Great Pain Slayer: Morphine.
I just received this from her:
Lhahahaj Whuh oh!!!
(I have a feeling her husband wrote those last two words for her.)
I am so glad you’re going to be all right.
Way to kick that fibroid in the MOTHERFUCKING FACE, YO.