Morphine Texts from Laura

One of my closest and dearest friends went in for
(successful!!!) surgery today,
and she is currently recovering with loving pumps of
That Great Pain Slayer: Morphine.

I just received this from her:

“Loveyii vack!!!!!!!!!!

Lhahahaj Whuh oh!!!
Morphine texting!!!”

(I have a feeling her husband wrote those last two words for her.)

Dear Lauranstein,
I am so glad you’re going to be all right.
Way to kick that fibroid in the MOTHERFUCKING FACE, YO.


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