So you’re dating.
Or generally edging around the notion of making another person feel
special and tingly.
Here is my comprehensive and exhaustively researched guide to
What Your Flowers are Hollering about You, Your Character,
and Sometimes Your Car:
“I know enough to not give you boring daisies, but not enough to give you a flower that will last longer than two hours before drooping.
…There is a probably a double meaning in that.”
“I am a mildly interesting person with a habit of listening to talk radio.
…And these were on sale at Trader Joe’s.”
“You can’t keep anything alive.”
“I am so full of sunshine and good cheer, I will probably give you skin cancer.”
“Erudite, well-read, thoughtful. Methinks we’ll be having The Sex now.”
(Seriously. No carnations. Ever. They look like shite in bouquets.)
Totally gakked from: http://thehairpin.com/2011/07/the-modern-meanings-of-flowers