5 heaping cups of Maudlin Sentimentality
3 tablespoons of Bad Mommy Poetry
1 teaspoon of Oh God If Only I Could Wear That
2 pints of Are You Sure You Want that Cookie
Mix ingredients thoroughly with a pinch of poor grammar,
and bake at 350 degrees of Celebrity Gushing.
Remove from oven, and frost with enough
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to mask everything else.
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…Which doesn’t mean that I can stop pinning.
‘coz I can’t.
This may be a sickness.