The Problem with Carrots:

 

Everyone knows that you’re eating them.

Along with Puffins cereal and celery,
carrots are some of The Loudest Food Known to Man.

Maybe that’s why I like bread so much–
it’s stealthy.

You’d never see a ninja eating carrots.

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