Before the Almighty Road Trip Post:



i am so excited about this event!
reading rachel’s blog is continually refreshing and inspiring;
i can’t wait to meet her in person,
and every other blogger there!

i predict laughter and general awesomeness.

ps (damn. that means i need to get a new set of garters whipped up, don’t i? )

First Purchase Goes Toooo:


Christine Berwick, who bought the Simply Sexy Black Garter as a gift today!

ps (writing backwards is hard, yo)



So head on thata way,
and order yourself some madhot garter action!



Experiencing Technical Difficulties…

My Etsy shop, that is.

So sorry for the delay, darlings;
I’ve been trying so hard to get the garter pockets posted to Etsy!

In the meantime,
you may still order them from me, via:

And to tide you over,
a few snaps of the forthcoming pretties!

eez sparkley

Simply Sexy

White and Silver Spanglies

Subtle Steampunk

Product Testing:

When unemployed in Los Angeles, California,
in the middle of the worst damn recession since the 1930s,
one can either give in to the despair and drive off Malibu’s cliffs,
or, in my case,
learn to sew.

I am a dancer;
Salsa is currently my dance of choice,
but I also have a background in tango, swing, and belly.

One of the most frustrating parts of going dancing was trying to figure out what to do with my purse.
My options were limited to shoving things down in my bra
(ever had your lipstick melted by this? yeah, it’s as gross as it sounds),
or to praying that my purse wouldn’t be snatched.

So, what about another option?
Something svelte, sleek, and maybe, I dunno…cheeky?

as awesome as it sounds

Which looks like this when worn:

sexy, oui?


cha cha cha

I sold about a dozen of these pretties in different trims and sizes at LA’s first bachata fest , and intend to sell a whole bunch more–
and these aren’t just for dancers, mama.


Got your back.

(I also submit these to rigorous testing–namely, by running up and down the stairs in my apartment)

(and of course, dancing for hours while wearing one!)